Comebacks

Dear Princess Lira,

Thank you, sweetie, for you welcome back message. It's heartening to know that not everyone has forgotten about me. (smiling bravely through the tears) Come have a cocktail with me, darling - I feel a poem coming on...


On My Preference For The Sea, by LCM

Yes, I've been both there and here
Seen the usual and the queer
But nothing dares compare to this
Here in our unfetered bliss
I say to all, my friends and foe
If you ask, I'll tell you "Go"
I've held the world in both my hands
In the ports of stranger lands

I've spent my time with witty men
But In the end, I pity them
For at the docks, you'll find me beamin'
In the company of seamen


Tossing Head Back And Laughing In That Good Way I Have
LCM