Let's Try Something New, Darlings
Dearest Darlings,
Well it's October 3, 2006 and I've decided to take yet another stab at this damned blog of mine. This time I plan to go all poetry crazy! And not like "death, doom, poor me" poetry - that's godawful. No - my poetry is fabulous, witty and fun. Here, for example, is one I wrote this morning over coffee for my slanky* friend Cindy upon opening my e-mail and finding it strewn with unprovoked insults and whatnot. Bitch. Oh, but I adore her too. She's the K-Fed to my glittering Brittney. The wardrobe malfunction to my artfully restored tit. The $80 dollar bottle of renamed Windex to my entrepreneurial J-Lo. Oh but I mustn't gush, darlings - she'll think me sentimental....
Vague Description Of A Very Dear Friend - by LCM, over early morning coffee
There once was a girl named McNeill
With hair best described as surreal
Her outfit’s a dream
The kind where you scream
A What Not To Wear sorta deal
Fabulous, darlings! So there we go - we're off and running. I've got so many things to wax poetically on, but if you have suggestion, please feel free to drop me a line. It's all about love, darlings!
Always Wrapping My Arms And Legs Around The World In Such A Gesture,
LCM
Well it's October 3, 2006 and I've decided to take yet another stab at this damned blog of mine. This time I plan to go all poetry crazy! And not like "death, doom, poor me" poetry - that's godawful. No - my poetry is fabulous, witty and fun. Here, for example, is one I wrote this morning over coffee for my slanky* friend Cindy upon opening my e-mail and finding it strewn with unprovoked insults and whatnot. Bitch. Oh, but I adore her too. She's the K-Fed to my glittering Brittney. The wardrobe malfunction to my artfully restored tit. The $80 dollar bottle of renamed Windex to my entrepreneurial J-Lo. Oh but I mustn't gush, darlings - she'll think me sentimental....
Vague Description Of A Very Dear Friend - by LCM, over early morning coffee
There once was a girl named McNeill
With hair best described as surreal
Her outfit’s a dream
The kind where you scream
A What Not To Wear sorta deal
Fabulous, darlings! So there we go - we're off and running. I've got so many things to wax poetically on, but if you have suggestion, please feel free to drop me a line. It's all about love, darlings!
Always Wrapping My Arms And Legs Around The World In Such A Gesture,
LCM
posted by LCM @ 5:25 p.m.
1 Comments:
At 6:15 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
(GLARING) McNeil is spelled with one L. I see you still spell at a grade 3 level LCM. You've obviously been imbibing in smrt cocktails with the World Famous Pegs again??
Hugs and Kisses
Blindy
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