I'm Sure It's Lovely, Dear

Darlings,

 

A friend e-mailed me this aft with all manner of news. Well, actually it was mostly a stream of filth and baseless accusations, interspersed with moans of how hard it is to paint a few crummy rooms. I smiled lovingly and responded thusly…

 

 

Upon Hearing Of A Dear Friend’s Redecorating, by LCM

 

There once was a lady who painted

Though her tastes were more or less tainted

She slapped it all on

Then drank until dawn

An elegant story, now ain’t it?”

 

 

Smiling Lovingly, As I’m So Often Found Doing

LCM