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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Are You Slanky, Darling?

Sweeties,

I recently wrote a poem for my slanky friend Cindy and then forgot to include a proper definition for the word.

Slanky means slinky. Except only in the extreme past tense. It's the sort of word you might use if you were to be standing next to the pyramids - or the Acropolis - or even Cher. It's a tremendously fabulous word, and I encourage you all to use it with wild, yet elegant abandon.

Helping The English Language Be More Relevant To Today's Caustic Bitch
LCM

2 Comments:

  • At 4:46 a.m., Blogger Melanie said…

    It's a brilliant word, darling, and so evocative!

     
  • At 6:18 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I disagree. I think Slanky means smart, loyal, angelic, nice, kinky and yours truly. Stop spreading mean things about me. Poor me. Does anyone want to know what LCM stands for?

    Love
    Blindy

     

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